so you may or may not be wondering why the name of my blog is ohhh mariaaa..... well i think these next 2 stories will clear that up. but just in case it's because everybody that knows me really well has said or thought that exact thing. it's not derogatory (at least i think not cause if it is then joke's on me!) and right now i am stalling because i only remember one of the stories i was going to share.. and i hope the other comes to me.. we will see
so i have a new thing for grilling and so tonight my parents asked me to grill some burgers with my little brother michael. so we go out there and what do you know- it starts to rain. so im standing there in the frigid weather and just praying Dear God, please have mercy on me and hold off the rain until im done. so it mostly stopped but i did have my umbrella just in case. it just goes to show the power of prayer!!
okay, ima be honest with you.. i still dont know my second story.. so lets do a little improv.. well.. tomorrow im getting my blood taken from my body and a tinkle test! first of all, i find the whole ordeal very traumatizing and i also have trouble with aim. i mean personally i think they should have the victim pee first because it is an awfully troublesome predicament i find myself in the waiting room. considering that i do not relieve myself in the morning when i wake up, my whole routine is jacked up. and then i have the agonizing stress of the fact that a piece of metal is going to be sticking out of my arm and taking away my bodily fluid that is vital to my life. no big deal. so i think that when you walk in, they should say hello, please sign in and here is your cup. restroom is down the hall on your left. then you go back and cry waiting to get called too be stabbed. all of this while you still have not had breakfast yet i might add. one time i made the mistake of taking a leak in the morning so when it came time to urinate in the cup i had nothing left in me. so what do you do in that situation?
well if you are like my mother you ask if you can take it home and come back with the specimen filled. but i did not know that was an option, so being the resourceful young lady that i am, i filled it up with water. i did have a little trickle of the requested substance in there and i waited that whole time for them to call saying that i had some disease that i really didnt have. so tonight my dilemma is to drink up or not.. we will see.. but please keep my in your prayers :)
so that wasn't the story i wanted to share with you but it will just have to do. i've had 2 posts in the past few hours.. thats more than i have had all year!! and that is the story of the name of my blog.. well not really but kinda
